Monday, June 11, 2012

How to kill someone

I love to watch a TV show that deals with unsolved murder cases. By the end of the show the cases have been solved - usually. I am amazed how stupid people are who commit murders.
1. Never leave any DNA behind. Even a small hair can identify you as the culprit these days. So only go in with a total secure body armor that covers you from top to bottom. Make sure you parade around in it because other people will notice your weird outfit.
2. Never kill anyone that will spill blood. Your footprints will get you later.
3. Never buy a life insurance on a person before you kill them. Really! Are you THAT stupid that the police will not notice?
4. Never ask anyone to kill for you. They will spill the beans before you can say "dead."
So the answer is not to kill because even if you don't believe in the ten commandments, justice will catch up with you.

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